Urban Dictionary: dorts

To force feed Little Debbie's snack cakes to.

I feel like someone dorted me...

Sure looks like you got dorted.

I'm going to dorte you.

by AirRival April 15, 2008

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Dorty auld hunch loves the Dicktits!

by Dee August 18, 2003

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a crossover of a dress and shorts

"Hey dork, I like the dort you're wearing today!"

by rosenovarocks April 10, 2020

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Elderly prostitute/whore. Talks only about sex, penis pictures, boobs

by #hb July 17, 2017

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The purest form of dirt. Filthy in the best and/or worst way.

Fayn 1: You see those see Jordan 11's?
Fayn 2: Hell ya, they're pure "dort".

Fayn 1: Fucking lag bro this WIFI is garbage.
Fayn 2: "Dort".

by FreshPrinceOfHC October 29, 2018

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Dirt shorts. Shorts made out of dirt.

I just made myself some dorts in the forest.

by bacon99 July 30, 2017

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Stretch of Highway running through Flint, MI.
Populated mostly by hookers, various adult bookstores, strip joints and clubs such as the Machine Shop.

Referring to a trip to dort highway usually identifies you as a hooker.

Guy 1: Better get my ass to Dort Highway
Guy 2: You're such a man whore

by Scruffy1 April 03, 2006

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