Urban Dictionary: dorts

man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese jizz on my fingers

by zelda butterface April 24, 2009

A generally annoying person.

Will steal your bottle, anytime, anywhere.

Leyla- I'm gonna die of thirst, I can't believe dorte took it
Ishaan- I want my bottle :(

by DorteTookMyBottle March 09, 2020

The biggest bitch that has ever walked this earth.
She will scream at you for no particular reason.

by GrandmaLlama April 06, 2016

Its not dating, its not courting, its dorting

by rene9110 February 12, 2009

Guy 1: Oh look! She's tall!
Guy 2: Oh that's just Dorte

by DanishPotato November 23, 2014

to have a male fart out of his penis. It is a verb, "to dort"

John was having oral sex with Kim when he dorted in her face.

by Paul rocks SJU November 03, 2004

The act of nasally inhaling a man or transgendereds penis, it is not a blow job, it is dick snorting!

"Dude this chick was dorting me so hard last night, I bet she will smell that cum for weeks!"

by killedmeh January 23, 2015