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man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese jizz on my fingers
by zelda butterface April 24, 2009
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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to have a male fart out of his penis. It is a verb, "to dort"
John was having oral sex with Kim when he dorted in her face.
by Paul rocks SJU November 03, 2004
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"Hey dork, I like the dort you're wearing today!"
by rosenovarocks April 10, 2020
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Elderly prostitute/whore. Talks only about sex, penis pictures, boobs
Fucking Dort
by #hb July 17, 2017
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The purest form of dirt. Filthy in the best and/or worst way.
Fayn 1: You see those see Jordan 11's?
Fayn 2: Hell ya, they're pure "dort".

Fayn 1: Fucking lag bro this WIFI is garbage.
Fayn 2: "Dort".
by FreshPrinceOfHC October 29, 2018
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