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man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese jizz on my fingers
by zelda butterface April 24, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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to have a male fart out of his penis. It is a verb, "to dort"
John was having oral sex with Kim when he dorted in her face.
by Paul rocks SJU November 03, 2004
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Elderly prostitute/whore. Talks only about sex, penis pictures, boobs
Fucking Dort
by #hb July 17, 2017
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Dirt shorts. Shorts made out of dirt.
I just made myself some dorts in the forest.
by bacon99 July 30, 2017
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