man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese jizz on my fingers

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

John was having oral sex with Kim when he dorted in her face.

Dorty auld hunch loves the Dicktits!

"Hey dork, I like the dort you're wearing today!"

Fucking Dort

Fayn 1: You see those see Jordan 11's?
Fayn 2: Hell ya, they're pure "dort".

Fayn 1: Fucking lag bro this WIFI is garbage.
Fayn 2: "Dort".