A man with a belly big enough to cover his pecker during a rain. Short for dick porch.
I'm going to kick you square in the dorch!
by RevolutionMusic Dave February 22, 2016
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An obnoxious or arrogant person who takes excessive interest in any activity peers consider dumb or dorky.
My roommate spent the entire weekend obsessing over his fantasy football league; he is such a dorche.
by The Diabeteor September 03, 2011
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A typical Dorch girl usually adresses you as 'hun' or 'hunny'. Very friendly, chatty, and funny girls who aren't afraid to experiment in what the current youth's generation has to offer. Well, the cool ones anyway. They are also very hot and like chai tea.
random person: hiya hotty
Dorch girl: hey hunny!
random person: lol you MUST be a dorch girl
by Jennythelion February 13, 2013
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Insult for a friend or used during prank phone calls to a rival high school soccer team
"Who is this?"
"Well it might be Jimmy from school or maybe not you fucking Dingle-Dorch"
by Russel T. Dutch May 04, 2004
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Combination of or confluence of a dwelling’s door and porch area.
The delivery package hit the dorch at noon.
by TaPaul0100 February 26, 2021
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