Douchebag: You're a dooshbag

Pacer: "Ey, Mike! You're a dooshbag. Nobody loves you."

Mike: "Did you just misspell 'Douchebag'? What the fuck, man."

Pacer: "Mike, you fucking dumbass, we're talking to each other. With words. How the fuck could I misspell something I didn't type?"

Mike: *wipes sweat off of forehead* "Uhhh... oh fuck, you don't know."

Pacer: "Don't ever wipe my forehead again."