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The proper way to spell this word is "douche" bag. As every knows, a "douche" is a vaginal cleaning. Hence the word "douche bag" relates to a dirty, fetid, lowly, or stupid person; an ignorant derelict.
Stop wasting time, DOUCHE BAG.

Hey DOUCHE BAG, get your muddy ass sneakers off my carpet.
by neomega July 03, 2003
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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yea i saw this fuckin bitch and i was like cunt doosh bag fucker
by ahh February 19, 2003
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A complete and utter loser. Also someone who sucks up to people and cant roast for their life.
Doosh bag is a loser who sucks up to the teacher and makes pathetic efforts at everything.
by Howard C July 03, 2006
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the bag that a chick cleans out her cunt with after having sex with u
oh my god ur a doosh bag bitch
by bullfrog01 July 11, 2005
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a phrase that idiots use who can't correctly spell the word "douche"
"Ur a doosh bag"
"you spelled it wrong..."
"i call it doosh"
"you're an idiot."
by RamenNoodles452 April 11, 2010
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when some1 has a lil too much cheese on there taco, it cleans u up( eg. ur mummy and daddy)
by Peter Dooshbag March 11, 2003
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