Something you open, by pushing or pulling, depending on what the door says to do. There is also these doors that have a ittle knob on them. You twist the knob, then push, or pull, whichever way is easiest. Then there's magical doors that sense when you are near, and open for you. Some doors have a metal bar across it that you push, some have handles to pull it open, and some have nothing, so it's a door you open from the other side. Most are locked at night, and require a key, which every doors key is different. If you cannot open a door, you are very fucking retarded.
Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
A: Did you know that Declan and Win like to door?
B: No, that's nasty, but what type of wood do they use?
B: No, that's nasty, but what type of wood do they use?
by Jerry Sellers July 14, 2010
by fluffyblud March 30, 2020
best band ever! acid trip band from the 70s. Headed by a total fox jim morrison who sadly died from drugs. who cares cause he died a sexy legend!
by betty November 19, 2004
Shit, did you hear Tony went dooring this morning?
No, who'd he get?
He only went and doored the finance director
What a stupid wanker he's going to get a P45.
No, who'd he get?
He only went and doored the finance director
What a stupid wanker he's going to get a P45.
by Puffles July 15, 2009