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a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.
We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?
by EverybodyPanic July 06, 2009
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Jun 17 Word of the Day
Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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