Top definition
Hopelessly outdated word used to refer to a first-year cadet at the USAF Academy. Generally used only by graduates from the class of 1965 or before, or by clueless parents that have read some stupid shit from their local USAFA Parents' Association.
Son, how is your doolie year going?

Jeezus, mom, what did you just call it??
by Joe Stract November 25, 2006
Get the mug
Get a doolie mug for your cat Helena.
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
Get the merch
Get the danger wank neck gaiter and mug.
2
An overweight woman whose sides stick out like a doolie chevy truck. An extremely overweight woman.
Oh snap check out that big ol' doolie over there.
by twinndubbs October 22, 2003
Get the mug
Get a doolie mug for your mother-in-law Sarah.
3
A running the strips, race tracking, hallway greeting, uniform wearing, no car no free time having, endless rules following, no freedom and low self esteem having, at attention walking, weird dorm food SAMI bed making, required items having, sink peeer, service dress outside the gates wearing, no fratting low life upperclassman’s bitch.
*matches with upperclassman on tinder*
Doolie : “wanna get some food?”
Upperclassman : “not if you’re a doolie

Doolie : “good afternoon Cadet Master Sergeant Nighthawk!”
Upperclassman : “what’s up doolie”
*cages eyes*

*running and out of breath*

*passes walking upperclassman on campus*
Doolie : “GOOD AFTERNOON SIRRRRRR SINK NAVYYY!”

Upperclassman: “What the hell are you doing?”
Doolie : “making grilled cheese on an iron, would you like one ma’am?”
Upperclassman: “nah, keep that doolie shit away from me”
by DinoBryan December 05, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Doolie mug for your buddy Helena.
4
Doolie is an adjective used to describe a noun which the speaker considers to be of, or associated with a lower class from themselves. It may also refer to objects which are dirty or of a low intelligence.
He's a doolie bastard

Those trainers are doolie
by Clarew December 07, 2005
Get the mug
Get a doolie mug for your father-in-law Georges.
5
noun ~ a two person blunt or a joint big enough for two people to feel the cough
Sub K-Dub, roll up that doolie so we can smoke this shit!
by Dustin Lamb February 15, 2006
Get the merch
Get the doolie neck gaiter and mug.
6
A slang term for the phrase Do what I Like.
On my doolie

Niggaz is loonie

shoot up a schoolie

Thinking they coolie
I'm in the studi

with the producer

tweakin the juicer

we got the toolies...
via giphy
by Jolt Estevez May 19, 2018
Get the merch
Get the doolie neck gaiter and mug.

Activity