Adj. To become extremely intoxicated and obnoxious. It is common to urinate one's bed, or someone else's. Total inebriation and your moral compass completely shits itself. Complete loss of coordination.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

When you meet up with a chick who sucked you dick outside a bar once, thinking you'll have a couple drinks, get your dick sucked and be home by 11:00pm. Instead she drags you to her high school reunion(or some other uncomfortable, nonsexual situation), gets all wacked out on crystal meth, keeps you out till 3am, and then rewards you with a C- blow job.