Dropping a shit so smooth it slides right out with no remnants affording a one swipe wipe.
My diet is on fleek right now. Nothing but a daily silk dook.
by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018
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When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.
"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."
by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010
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An extremely large bowel movement, i.e. the big dook.
Woah, I just had a dook of earl with contact that required three flushes. I must be ten pounds lighter than before I sat down.
by drbosso November 29, 2007
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The long threadlike silky string connecting ones recently excreted dangling dookie to ones sphincter. (Usually after ingesting fibrous foods) .
After Bobs 3rd attempt at wiping himself, he realized the problem , a six inch strand of dook silk.
by Pesky TJ December 25, 2018
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When you see something that you really like you would exclaim, “Chook-a-dook”. The phrase is pronounced like the word look or book.

Origin: Canada (Nova Scotia) since 1974.
That dinner was chook-a-dook! I will order it again.

Wow, chook-a-dook to that guy. I love him.
by DKS799 October 08, 2018
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A person that is extremely ugly and reminds you of dookie.
A:Ugh, why does nobody like me?
B: It’s because you’re and Uggo Dook
by PurpleGoateyyy April 10, 2021
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