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Someone who is so uncool that they're not even worthy of the entire word "doofus".
he's dresses so horrid he's such a doof.
by bmccclan July 29, 2008
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Australian term for a rave, particularly one held in the bush, attended by stinking feral hippies with dogs.Proper Doof music is distressing similar to Goa Trance.
"I fucken hate doof music, it's for drug fucked retards"
by glasrauch April 08, 2003
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When you fart out your dickhole

"The male queef"

He who doofs is a doofus
Jerry: Sorry guys

Steve: What?

Jerry: i doofed in the punch :(

Steve: awh, jerry you shitdick!

Kyle: dude what the fuck!?

Danielle: I just drank some, it's not that bad.

Steve: It smells now... i can taste it in the air..

Jerry: and the steak....

All: WTF!?!

Danielle: what didnt you doof on?

Steve: Im eating fucking doofsteak!
by the doofus master April 04, 2010
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A sound effect made by someone to emphasize when something is hit with high impact of any kind, be it a punch, a car slamming into a brick wall, a gunshot, or a high impact fart launching out of someones tight rectum with the force of ten typhoons.

You usually want to stretch out the "F" sound, as if it's a sniper rifle shot resonating through the air.
"Yo what's 'doof'? You keep saying that and it's confusing me."
"Oh! Allow me to demonstrate" *winds up punch and slams fist into their face* "DOOOOOOOOF"
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by fartsensei69 January 23, 2020
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“i just doofed” -bryce
“what does doof mean”-ava
“balloon deflating sound came out my peen”-bryce
“show me how”-ava
by hehehehehehehehh April 09, 2021
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Minneapolis-area slang for a cigarette.
"Yo man let's go smoke a doof"

or

"Hey man you can I bum a doof off you?"
by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013
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"I deen(need) some fuckin' doof."
"That was some doog(good) doof."
by peteymas August 15, 2007
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