When you dont wipe your butt properly and after three or four days it dries up to form hard, crusty, crumbs.
Hey, I never took a shower in three days, and my girlfriend gave me a rimjob, heh, now she has doodoo crumbs all over her face giggity giggity gig-aaa-deee
by Cunt muscle December 29, 2004
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This can occur either from touching shit with one's hands and caressing their own balls, or from shitting while hanging upside down. Another way for doodoo balls to occur is from shitting your pants, and subsequently wearing your shit-stained underwear backwards.
by boy stinky May 19, 2009
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by druggiepockets April 17, 2018
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A sex act that starts by dumping a steamy poo load on the lady's chest. Then you dip your balls in it and finally teabag her with doodoo balls.
by jgritty2 October 08, 2016
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by analfuck June 26, 2008
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a ring of doodoo around a women or man's butt-hole. in a perfect circle mostly found on light skin people
by quran jackson January 07, 2012
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A squalid combination of feces, toilet paper, lint, and baihr that has become intertwined creating a rice krispy-like texture that is affixed to anus by way of the baihr.
After a failed attempt at wiping my anus earlier in the day, a doodoo crispy fell out.
I ended up pulling out a doodoo crispy when I scratched my anus.
I ended up pulling out a doodoo crispy when I scratched my anus.
by Awsome1 March 03, 2010
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