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Someone who is constantly whompin their doodle. (male masturbation)

masturbate wank jack-off
He's such a doodlewhomper. One day it's gunna fall off.
by mordolo January 25, 2011
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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