To be fired from you job because of the contents of your weblog.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

To get fired from your job because you post about your job on your weblog.

Also see: dooced

"Dude" accidently mistyped on a keyboard such as in an e-mail or instant message conversation.

to be afflicted with constipation

noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.