To be fired from you job because of the contents of your weblog.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

To get fired from your job because you post about your job on your weblog.

Also see: dooced

"Dude" accidently mistyped on a keyboard such as in an e-mail or instant message conversation.

to be afflicted with constipation

noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.