Urban Dictionary: doobs

Doob

When someone is unbelievably stupid and terrible at doing things

That guy over there is a doob

by Kaawel_YT August 09, 2020

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D.O.O.B

Dumb Overrated Obese Bitch

Hehe, that guy is such a D.O.O.B.
Hey, betcha don't know what D.O.O.B means!

by Little Lex March 03, 2015

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doob

a picture you receive from a guy where his Dick is Out Of Boxers (DOOB)

oh my god , he just doobed me

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by _zoseph_ December 27, 2019

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doob

Someone who tends to be absentminded, airheaded, or just plain moronic; can be applied to someone who has made a momentary mistake due to distraction; essentially an equivalent to dingus or doofus

A conversation between two adolescents:
"You ready to go to the party or what, man?"
"Yeah, I just have to text my family, let 'em know I'll be home by eleven."
"K, just make it quick."
"Alright. Wait...what the hell? Where the fuck is my phone?!"
"You lost it?"
"Dude, it was right here. I was holding it. Where'd it go?"
"Christ..."
"Could you help me look for it?"
"It's on the counter, ya doob. You put it there like twenty seconds ago."
"Oh. Shit, you're right."

by CastIronPan June 03, 2018

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Doob

The combination of the words dweeb and boob; dweeb + boob = doob

Dude 1: Dude, I was playing Super Mario World and made it to the last level and turns out that none of my progress saved.
Dude 2: Ha ha ha, wow ur such a doob.

by DeepstheHobbit March 10, 2016