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Someone who gives anal sex to a man or woman and then eats the fecal matter off his penis.

A more politically correct term for the phrase douche bag. Nearly the same in meaning, the term doober can refer to someone that is a douche bag, but that you feel more inclined to be nicer to. For example, someone you see on a regular basis - like a neighbor - that you wouldn't want to be on awful terms with, and is a bit goofy, but in a bad way.

The term doober also is a slight variation of the word goober which pretty much gives a self-explanatory mental image of someone automatically fitting this profile.

A penis that has hair all the way up the shaft.

n. A very adorable person. Someone who is "cute as a button" A term of endearment.

Someone who smokes alot, or a pothead

a jackass