A doob noob is someone who is a noob at smoking doobies. Doob noobs inevetably end up juicing up your spliff with their big lips making it unpleasant to smoke, or if you roll filter-less doobs pinch off airflow completely making the doob impossible to smoke without modification.
Who's the doob noob who juiced the spliff.

Filter-less doobs are not for noobs.
by MC Redy February 19, 2011
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The act of vomiting into a bong after taking too harsh of a hit, then continuing to pass it/hit it despite the presence of vomit.

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"Dude you just puked in the bong! You Doob'd-A-Jacob!"
"Are they still taking hits? There's puke in the water, do they know they're Doobing-A-Jacob?"
"Take it easy if you hit that too hard you might Doob-A-Jacob."
by BaronVonCuddly September 12, 2018
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A game to be played in highschool/middleschool classes. One person lights up an imaginary doobie, and then procceds to take a hit and pass it around the class room with the willing participaters.
bob:*pertends to light up* hey tod! *throws*
Tod: *catches in mouth*
Preppy bitch: Oh my god, those pot heads are passing the doob again.
by lemmonlemmon July 27, 2010
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the act of breaking out of several commitments for irrelevant, frivolous reasons.
"Hey man, are you going to make it to our test today?"
"Nah, I was up playing online poker all night. I think I'll just doob out."

"Hey, we missed you at our anatomy final!"
"Oh yeah, my alarm clock is messed up or something.. I just had to doob out."
by Elliott Seamus March 18, 2008
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a glass tube used to smoke marijuana cigarettes
Baby, have you seen the doob tube?
by The Cracka July 24, 2003
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Synonymous to "ages ago" or "so long ago I've forgetten", but mainly refers to memory items that have been misplaced due to excessive marijuana use.
"Hey Tommy, do you remember that hot teacher from freshman math?"

"No way Cheech, that was many a doob ago"
by Bruce Hardy November 23, 2007
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a cunt who enjoys a nice old lung buster every now and again
listen you rumple doob skin i want to listen to funkblaster
by OpticCartwheels June 29, 2017
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