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A phone that's so lame, not even average class citizens use these types of phones.
Guy: Check out my phone! I just got it.
Guy 2: What can it do?
Guy: Well...I can only make calls.
Guy 2: No texts, no internet, no music, no etc?
Guy: Only calls.
Guy 2: Man, you got a doo doo phone! Nobody has those anymore.
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