Paris Hilton is a donut.

Oh? You brought my daughter to me safely but refuse to let me kill her myself?

*donuts you*

"Sorry I'm a couple of minutes late late Boss, I over slept"
"You Donut. Don't do it again."

After killing all the opposing players the last player goes to defuse the bomb but slips off the wall and kills himself - giving the win to the other team.

"Nice moves you donut!"

For God so loved the world, that he sent his last donut, that all that have witnessed it will not be sad, but have eternal happiness.

I love donuts

You know what's the stupidest way a cracka ever got himself killed? Trying to rob a Dunkin' Donuts. Before he could say "Hand over the money!", about 10 cops who were all eating there shot his dumb ass. They done turned that fool into Krispy Kreme.