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Use this phrase to detour an oncoming question from someone insignificant e.g homeless person or annoying bellend.
Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !
This leaves them feeling confused and upset
Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !
This leaves them feeling confused and upset
stranger "hi can you tell me..." (cut off point)
you "dont smoke mate"
Stranger "uhh"
"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!
you "dont smoke mate"
Stranger "uhh"
"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!
by train spottings gay December 06, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018