Stacys mom: "Last night at the Mc Donald's some douchebag grabbed me by the pussy, then gave me a cheeseburger 🍔 and said: you're fired "
Stacy: "Must have been Donny the T. - he eats Chicken McNuggets all day , and is now the new Ronald Mc Donald"

Mom: "Holy cow. America is finally great again!"

Stacy: "True dat . Halelujah. 'Mercica first!"

Mom: "Wanna go to Mc Donald's ?"
Stacy: " anytime Linda "

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub