Urban Dictionary: donkey

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A bad poker player who doesn't actually know how bad he is.

That donkey just dropped 40k in less than 2 hours at the No Limit table!

by Leeno November 10, 2005

Jul 19 Word of the Day

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower

by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007

by Sheena_Thick November 29, 2003

a person who is being or acting like an idiot/ass

by Matty 8 October 21, 2007

An Irish man or woman who just acts really fucking Irish.

That donkey mick bastard had sex with the dog again!

by NickiG February 05, 2004

You say it when someone says some dumbass shit

Cameron: “sir sir can you give us a homework before you go pls??”

David: “put a leash on this donkey before I..”

by The_Father_of_Hoes November 24, 2019

A term used to describe a girl with a fat ass

by Candler Wingo May 08, 2005