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A bad poker player who doesn't actually know how bad he is.
That donkey just dropped 40k in less than 2 hours at the No Limit table!
by Leeno November 10, 2005
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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An Irish man or woman who just acts really fucking Irish.
That donkey mick bastard had sex with the dog again!
by NickiG February 05, 2004
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You say it when someone says some dumbass shit
Cameron: “sir sir can you give us a homework before you go pls??”

David: “put a leash on this donkey before I..”
by The_Father_of_Hoes November 24, 2019
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