Sound of instantly erected penis hitting the down side of your office desk in following situations:

1) a hot female colleague has just entered into the office just to say hello or ask something
2) a male colleague/pal of yours has just sent you a web link with hot pics you really like
1) Oh, dude, Bridget dropped in early today wearing that red miniskirt again... I'm sure she could hear the DONK clearly this time, man!
2) Yesterday Gerard sent me a hot chick link and I really went.....DONK!!!!!
by edrocket December 16, 2014
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to get messed up so bad that you steal old peoples underwear when they go to take a dump.
I got so donked this weakend.
by Spanky mc Wackwack December 12, 2003
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an informal alternative for 'guy', or even used to call a close friend an idiot with no offense intended.
1) donk! why didn't u tell me you were gaming
2) that donk is very studious
3) where are you donks planning to eat tonight
by vavering December 12, 2020
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The sound a Donkey makes when it has a bucket on its head.
Donkey: DONKKKKKKKK DONK!
by BirdLover637 May 12, 2012
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An award given at The Donkey Awards - A Donk.
Invented as abusive slang by bomd.at.tt
An award given at The Donkey Awards - A Donk.
Vulgar : You utter DONK ! - Loser dickhead maggot moron fish molester.
by netdevel March 18, 2005
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who the fuck doesnt know what a donk is when its hanging about in in my grannys pussy.
" grandma tildy, i wanna ram you with my donk!"
grandma gertrude: "im so jealous"
by poopfunga July 25, 2018
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