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DONGBONE is English slang for the penis / todger / pecker / one-eyed-trouser-snake / wee willy weiner. The name probably springs from the often discussed (and false) belief that the human member contains a bone which allows it to become errect.
MINGER: Wow, look at that amazingly fit bird, I'm going to ask her to touch my dongbone!
AMAZINGLY FIT BIRD: I'd rather eat the scabs off a dead leper's back.
AMAZINGLY FIT BIRD: I'd rather eat the scabs off a dead leper's back.
by Suave G July 05, 2006
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011