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1. A vulgar synonym for the penis, most commonly used as a term for big phallusses.
2. The currency of Vietnam.
3. Part of the onomatopoeia for the sound of a bell: "ding dong"
1. He has a big dong.
2. The Dong is worth very little.
3. "Ding dong!"
by Matryoshka May 25, 2016
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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1. As coined by Michael of Vsauce:

Do
Online
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Guys

An application, game, program, or other feature that you can use the internet to do. Usually, a DONG is simply an interesting timewaster, or a cool effect.

2. A penis.
1. "Well, we're going to need a DONG for this one."

2. "STOP LAUGHING AT MY DONG! It's not that small..."
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A very beautiful name with awesome meanings in Chinese. Traditional Chinese last name over the culture of history of 5,000 years. For males it can mean president, knowledgeable person as well as handsome and for females it can mean beautiful, gorgeous. All-in-all this name get bad raps from its American-English cousin "dong" which means "penis".

Nevertheless, there are wonderful people out there who keep this name without changing or adding an English name. I truly respect them!
Wow, I didn't know that name meant that! Now I see Dong in a whole new light.

Cunrui Dong is really brave. He was a super hero in that battle. I wonder how many people didn't notice it.

Dong shihui is scheduled on 1st of next month, all the board members (CEO, CFO, COO, etc) will show up.
by asianculture August 04, 2014
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The word for a large penis, as opposed to wiener, which mkes it sound short.
I have a dong.
by wouldn't you like to know February 11, 2004
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