Answer to everything in life. Richard Ayoade's invention from the big fat quiz
Jimmy Carr: What did you write Richard?
Richard Ayoade: (looks at Greg)
Greg Davies: We put bad dong
by bigbrownc March 13, 2018
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He is a soft little creature. He deserves better. SM is not treating him fairly. But we will love him no matter what! He's currently in a relationship with Yuta but at the same time with Taeil. What can do, its a love triangle. Better luck next time, ladies!
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by taeyongirl December 24, 2018
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An erection that occurs every time you are exposed to a certain, seemingly unrelated stimulus.

For instance, getting an erection every time you see a hot chick is not a pavlov's dong, but getting an erection every time you see a trumpet would be.

Pavlov's dong is usually caused by association. If you had this really hot girlfriend who loved donuts and she broke up with you, the association of your old girlfriend is what would cause a pavlov's dong with donuts.
"Dude, you're in a room full of guys and you just got a boner."
"No homo man, it's just a pavlov's dong."
by HelioSeven February 08, 2010
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The term beer dong is used to describe the act in which a drunken male has sex with a sober female.He will most likely ravage her,which creates an uneven playing field in the coitus due to the male's vast consumption of alcohol. This usually occurs at the end of an evening.

Opposite of whiskey dick.

He gives her the beer dong.
Cliff: "Man, Anthony really gave Shannon the beer dong last night!"
by Cliggs March 18, 2013
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Heavy Gentleman. (See Clump Sporran. Female)

The lolling sash of pitted, bloodshot suet which shadows an elephantine scholars mottled genitals.
'I dread to think of the malodorous flab batter that's living under that fellows weeping dong sporran'
by Herbie Dongsporran February 23, 2021
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