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1. A vulgar synonym for the penis, most commonly used as a term for big phallusses.
2. The currency of Vietnam.
3. Part of the onomatopoeia for the sound of a bell: "ding dong"
1. He has a big dong.
2. The Dong is worth very little.
3. "Ding dong!"
by Matryoshka May 25, 2016
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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1. As coined by Michael of Vsauce:

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Guys

An application, game, program, or other feature that you can use the internet to do. Usually, a DONG is simply an interesting timewaster, or a cool effect.

2. A penis.
1. "Well, we're going to need a DONG for this one."

2. "STOP LAUGHING AT MY DONG! It's not that small..."
by Topbutt July 05, 2013
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A very beautiful name with awesome meanings in Chinese. Traditional Chinese last name over the culture of history of 5,000 years. For males it can mean president, knowledgeable person as well as handsome and for females it can mean beautiful, gorgeous. All-in-all this name get bad raps from its American-English cousin "dong" which means "penis".

Nevertheless, there are wonderful people out there who keep this name without changing or adding an English name. I truly respect them!
Wow, I didn't know that name meant that! Now I see Dong in a whole new light.

Cunrui Dong is really brave. He was a super hero in that battle. I wonder how many people didn't notice it.

Dong shihui is scheduled on 1st of next month, all the board members (CEO, CFO, COO, etc) will show up.
by asianculture August 04, 2014
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The word for a large penis, as opposed to wiener, which mkes it sound short.
I have a dong.
by wouldn't you like to know February 11, 2004
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