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Can b used instead of a cuss word (on the off chance that there are like 1 or 2 other people in the world who want 2 b polite)
by MugShootr June 27, 2011
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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An acronym pronounced like "honk." It refers to a "Dick," "Dumb-ass," "Douche," (or other "D" word) ON a Cell-phone. Most often applied to a person who is so busy talking on the cell phone that they drive like an idiot, eg: drive ten miles under the speed limit, don't use their mirrors, don't signal, etc. It can also be applied to a cell user in other circumstances like a movie theater, elevator, or other inappropriate/annoying places.
"Man, that donc just cut me off!"
"I wish that donc would hang up and drive!"
"If that donc doesn't hang up when the movie starts, I'm going to throw my show at him!"
"I wish that donc would hang up and drive!"
"If that donc doesn't hang up when the movie starts, I'm going to throw my show at him!"
by jwebert November 27, 2007
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British slang word for "don't care".
Normally used when someone says something you don't give a shit about.
Normally used when someone says something you don't give a shit about.
by ahj03 August 21, 2019