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A person who is stupid and entirely tedious at the same time. Many times they are oblivious to their own mental incapacity.
Mason and Chris are considered the company dolts because they screw up everything they touch.
by FRizzo August 23, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A person who isn’t very bright but is very nice and weird
Don’t tell him but he’s kind of a dolt
by You Make Me Feel Like A Man March 16, 2020
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(N.) A stupid person; a dunce.

This is a real word. It has no place in Urban-dictionary.
Everyone who posted the definition of "Dolt" on urbandictionary.com is infact themselves a dolt.

(Administrators please remove all posts that are definitions of this word as it is in fact a real word. Including my post.)
by dan thinks your all dumb June 05, 2009
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Dolts are not necessarily stupid people, but engage in stupid actions or make stupid comments. Others around them would define their actions as dumb, spaced-out, or uneducated. Dolts often "speak to soon" as their stupid actions are often preventable.
Someone who tries to open the front door to their house with their car key is a dolt.
by EAMET December 11, 2009
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One who is incapable of rational thought, an organized logic, or reasonable social interaction. Know to those around them as an idiot or stupid. Usually, a dolt will not have the capacity to understand just how stupid they really are and will likely blame others for their failures and inabilities.
"Dolt" n. social and metal retard
ex. Chad Davis is a complete DOLT!
by Mr X II October 05, 2009
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One who lacks knowledge of any and all things around him/her. An individual who has a severe mental retardation, and paints their (racing car)interior red and yellow.
The guy who is selling his (racing car) on Ebay is a fucking dolt.
by eclipse2nr91 April 05, 2003
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