Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Verb (pronounced like 'Dodge') - To lie or prevert the truth for the purpose of impressing friends or complete stangers in a pathologically reflexive matter. Characteristicly, dojing is usually easily invalidiated if the one being dojed is skeptical enough to look into the claim.
Dojer: "I only take out my Ferrari for special occasions."
Dojed: "Are you dojing me?"
Dojer: "Yeah, I was in Maui for Christmas last year, but personally, I think Tahiti is much nicer."
Dojed: "You told me last week you've never been out of the country."
Dojer: "Oh, I had forgeten about Maui and Tahiti."
Dojed: "You'd forgotten?"
Dojer: "Yeah, you've never forgetten something?"
Dojed: "Dude, you're dojing me, just admit it."
Dojed: "Are you dojing me?"
Dojer: "Yeah, I was in Maui for Christmas last year, but personally, I think Tahiti is much nicer."
Dojed: "You told me last week you've never been out of the country."
Dojer: "Oh, I had forgeten about Maui and Tahiti."
Dojed: "You'd forgotten?"
Dojer: "Yeah, you've never forgetten something?"
Dojed: "Dude, you're dojing me, just admit it."
by El Jax January 13, 2007