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a person that is a cross between a douche and a bitch
you're a doitch.
by Jadchor February 18, 2011
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Jun 12 Word of the Day
Solarpunk is a movement focused on a positive, ecological vision for a future where technology is used for human-centric and ecocentric purposes. It is a literary, artistic and aesthetic sub-genre and is also closely tied to eco-political activism. Solarpunk narratives have a distinctly positive and utopian foundation in contrast to the often dystopian visions found within other "punk" science fiction genres.
Solarpunk is a literary movement, a hashtag, a flag, and a statement of intent about the future we hope to create.
by wix99 September 20, 2016
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the space between the bed and the wall that you sometimes get stuck in.
amanda: "what's wrong melissa?"

Melissa: "I had a crazy night last night and woke up in the doitch this morning."

by rachel m&m March 09, 2006
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its a word that replaces the ever so hard to say expression:"help i have a cock in my mouth and i cant talk"
mmmmhmhmmmmhmmm DOITCH mhmhmhmhmhmmhmh
by Anonymous April 01, 2003
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Noun: Out of control, alchoholic, sex fiend who cant get enough of anything and is completely addicted to porn. $9.95 per night habit/the spice channel.

Adverb:Another way of saying "oh shit!"
1. Doitch ran my fuckin cable bill up to $195.00 this month ordering porn.

2. Man lays there nude, ass faced up, in roomates bathroom. Roomates girlfriend takes one look and says "doitch"!
by Doitch May 23, 2005
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