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A slang term for the penis.
The doinkle is only found on males.
by Robert67 June 24, 2006
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A noun, another name for the male genital. Thought-up by Ekykens on the General Any Topic. He pointed out that another posters name who was called "Shpadoinkle" had "doinkle" in his name, which sounded like another word for the male genital.
Ekykens took Shpadoinkle's doinkle in great rage!
by Ekykens December 03, 2005
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Another word for the male genital. First appeared on in the General Any Topic form on the Star Wars Galaxies website. A poster named Ekykens pointed out that a user with the nickname
"Shpadoinkle" had the word in it and that it sounded like something else.
Ekykens takes Shpadoinkle's doinkle.
by Ekykens November 22, 2005
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Noun:
Used to describe the male member, aka "penis"

Currently thought to be coined on a game board after "HybridX101" (me) became fed up with a users complex name and simply called him "shpadoinkleboy"

afterwards "doinkle" had been used to describe an unknown part of the body until "ekykens" another poster and part-time rival of "Hybrid" drew the first doinkle looking oddly like a penis, thus the "Doinkle" was reborn.
"I'll cut off your doinkle and put it on my wall!"
-Ekykens
by HybridX101 July 27, 2005
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