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a term used to say to a person if they say something dumb
Person* Hey, did you know that The Rock isn't actually a rock!
Me* WELL DOI!
by THE_SMARTEST_PERSON_ONLINE January 18, 2015
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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An 80's term, relative to the phrase "no sh*t" also refering to a dunce or someone who is very stupid. the word "no" is usually added as no doi!
Johnny's station wagon is cool.
No Doi you tard.
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Is Johnny's wagon retro? Doi of course it is, you frigg'n idiot!
by rtreverend May 31, 2009
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Doi is about being true to yourself. It's about being fearless. It's about being curious about just about everything...about life. If you're a doi, you will stand before a tree and be curious about its life and the life around it and not just congratulate yourself for identifying it and walk away. Doi is being in an eternal state of undisturbed joy.
You're such a doi! It's always fun to be around you.

Be a doi. Don't be so reflective when you're delivering a session.
by winnabledeedee September 05, 2019
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Tom:Hey, wanna see somethin' cool?
Josh:*sigh* Whatever...
Tom:*walks up wall* Doi!
Josh:Why do I hang out with you?
by CompletelyRetarded June 27, 2010
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