This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!
Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022
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Someone who sucks dick to much

E.g “finty ur such a jade dog
by Angry mum August 14, 2020
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A dog, especially of the zesty variety. This can range from a dog humping a child's face to a dog that gives goofy looking side eyes.
My dog Eben is a zesty dog, he is a goofball!
by idklol08 November 5, 2023
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When someone is being so aggravating that you have no choice to accept that they are in fact a double dog dingus.
“You’re such a double dog dingus.“ Rachel said frustrated at her brother.
by Your gbf May 7, 2020
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An old basketball term that identifies as making baskets with hitting all net. The swish sound is supposedly similar to a dog sneezing
Good luck in your basketball game. Go make that dog sneeze!
by 12yanG0 August 21, 2022
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Chili Cheese Dog is a culinary delight in which person A slathers person B’s wang in molten Cheez Whiz person B then proceeds to stick his cheese covered wang Cheese Dog in person A’s waiting asshole. Person A, having eating a big bowl of Cincinatti Chili the night before, shits all over the cheese covered dong. Person A then enjoys a nice fresh Chili dog. Repeat as necessary.
Al: Hey Wollman, did you hear what Alex made brad for dinner last night?

Wollman: was it his famous Chili Cheese Dog
by Pink sock lollipop January 17, 2020
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