when your friend callum smith decides to not go out with the lads on a night out in order to get ‘uck’ from a clapped women

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Dogging the boys can be defined as any of the following:

When one of your boys lies about going to work, then goes and see's his girl.

When one of yours boys ditches you for his girl.

When one of your boys falls asleep when he is supposed to pick you up from the gym.

When one of your boys constantly texts his girl when he's supposed to be having boy time.

If one of your boys does anything than could jeopardise the relationship of the boys.

When a party in a group decides to bail on the boys, to do other things that ultimately dont matter / When the party makes plans and then pulls out of said plans.

When your mate leave to take his girlfriend home because it's almost past her curfew

When a male commits an act that is perceiveable as
-unmanly
-disliked
-umwanted
-unknown
-or just plain rude
to the group of male companions and acquaintances in his group of friends known as ‘The Boys’.

When one of the boys says he's going to be playing table tennis with the boys but then ditches.