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A wad of any secretion emitted from a dog, such as drool, crap, urine, Dog-Jizz, snot, foam (rabid dog) etc
"You're going to have to wait Five more minutes... Snuffles blew a Dog-Wad on my wedding dress"
"I stepped in a Dog-Wad"
Vet: "if there is an excess of Dog-Wad issuing from Snuffles' mouth bring him back for a check-up"
"I stepped in a Dog-Wad"
Vet: "if there is an excess of Dog-Wad issuing from Snuffles' mouth bring him back for a check-up"
by Octopusswah August 02, 2006
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005