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WATCH OUT FOR THAT...
*SQUELCH*
...dog log!
by danarky June 26, 2003
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
by lilbabiey November 30, 2018
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Another, rhyming term for dogpile and dog shit. This is canine fecal matter that is usually found in your front yard or on sidewalks.
I should probably stop feeding my dog so much; he's crapping out dog logs like an Uzi empties a clip. It's everywhere!
by Journey Fan February 07, 2005
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A lovely gift that a dog leaves behind in your yard that the owner is too lazy to pick up, or any piece of dog crap in general.
Gunther: Hey man, whats wrong?
Philip: I just stepped in a doglog with my new shoes...
by TicTocCoonClock July 23, 2009
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A log file created on a server to induce laughter by those who know it exists.
Yesterday I checked and the dog.log file has been on the server for 3 years and the administrators never noticed. DOG LOG
by Not funny nerd February 20, 2014
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Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
β€œMy puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”
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by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018
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Dog on a log who's a hog with a log dog.
Sam: Hey!
Harold: Hi
Sam: Dog?
Harold: Log!
Both: Dog Log!
by souljaboy93 December 06, 2020
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