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Care for a Thompson? You really excpect me to smoke that dog rocket!?!? You'd best bust out with a Macanudo!!
by Abriel August 28, 2006
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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"Damn it, I stepped on that dog rocket."
"Pick up the dog rockets and put 'em in the bag Clem. We're gonna shit bag Anderson's porch."
"Pick up the dog rockets and put 'em in the bag Clem. We're gonna shit bag Anderson's porch."
by miracle_max December 09, 2007
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In Canada, a dog rocket refers to a hollowed out cigar filled with Marijuana. The term originally refers to a sub-par cigar, however it has evolved over the years to become a description for a blunt wrap, as most are poorly rolled and tend to resemble dog feces.
by Seneca Pre Media MB 2013 October 03, 2013