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1: The absolutely most pathetic way to swim.
2: The first way you learn to swim.
Molly was totally clueless. She just swam across the pool using the dog paddle.
by ShiftReturn December 02, 2017
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Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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