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WATCH OUT FOR THAT...
*SQUELCH*
...dog log!
by danarky June 26, 2003
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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Another, rhyming term for dogpile and dog shit. This is canine fecal matter that is usually found in your front yard or on sidewalks.
I should probably stop feeding my dog so much; he's crapping out dog logs like an Uzi empties a clip. It's everywhere!
by Journey Fan February 07, 2005
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A lovely gift that a dog leaves behind in your yard that the owner is too lazy to pick up, or any piece of dog crap in general.
Gunther: Hey man, whats wrong?
Philip: I just stepped in a doglog with my new shoes...
by TicTocCoonClock July 23, 2009
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A log file created on a server to induce laughter by those who know it exists.
Yesterday I checked and the dog.log file has been on the server for 3 years and the administrators never noticed. DOG LOG
by Not funny nerd February 20, 2014
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Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”
by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018
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Dog on a log who's a hog with a log dog.
Sam: Hey!
Harold: Hi
Sam: Dog?
Harold: Log!
Both: Dog Log!
by souljaboy93 December 06, 2020
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