A Dog Dinner is a dinner party where a group of men assemble and bring the ugliest dates they can muster.

The one who brings the ugliest date receives a prize.

A very mean trick often played by Frat Boys and Financial Industry scumbags.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.