A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.
by Perfectibilist April 28, 2016
Friend 1: "Hey bro you fucked your girlfriend recently?"
Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"
Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"
by Jessticles Jr. May 29, 2022
1. The act of putting jam on your dick/ strap on and skull fcking the other person
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center
HEY DR FAGGOT!
What?
I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
uuuugghhhhhh...
What?
I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
uuuugghhhhhh...
by MYCOLOURFULCHICKENFINGEREDME June 11, 2016
I opened my Amazon box expecting my tiny Miata navigation chip but it was a big black box. I said to my ho, bitch did you buy cookies on my account again? She said, no that’s a Jammie Dodger!
by JammieDodger916 February 7, 2019