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a dobber is a penis. Used in Glasgow and the surrounding places instead of saying 'Ya cock', ya dick etc.
by Iguy July 13, 2004
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A Glasgow term for a dick head or in general just a stupid cunt.
See u, I'll punh ur cunt in ya fukin dobber.
by bettadayz September 02, 2015
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A fat northen male or female who live off Greggs, always seen wearing tight leggings and Everlast Tee shirts. The whole family look the same, hence 'look at those fucking dobbers!'
fat dole scum, smokes rollups and waddle when they walk, they even have tits on there backs as there so fat, 'What a pair of dobbers'.
by copeulation March 13, 2012
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Dobber in South Derbyshire, England, means condom.
"I ran out of dobbers so I had to go up the tradesman's entrance!"
by Ian Chode January 18, 2005
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