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Possibly the worst department ever created/designed. U walk in and u wait for 7 hours just for them to direct u to another window to wait 8 hours. aka the worst place ive ever stepped into in my whole life.
Wife: Honey, how was the dmv?
Me: Great I only had to wait 5 hours instead of 15 this time!!!
Wife: Wow!!!!!! they must have been working really fast today
by labigsnoopac January 18, 2013
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An updated version of going postal...going dmv. Since the dept of motor vehicles is so fun and the people are so fucking pleasant. You always leave that place pissed off.
If these lawyers don't call me back today, I'm gonna go DMV on their asses!!!!
by black_bird April 05, 2008
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abbr.: Department of Motor Vehicles.
"I've been to hell and I spell it, I spell it DMV." - Primus
by BillG April 18, 2005
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a term referring to the geographical area of DC, Maryland and Virginia, used by people who are from Maryland or Virginia and wish they were from DC.
That bamma ji lunchin', he just said he from the "DMV", moe!
by madball99 May 23, 2016
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Department of Motor Vehicles

Often a place where trashy people and immigrants go to hang out.

You can also get your license there, though it's rare.
I almost hit a bitch in the parking lot at the DMV.
by iatemybaby July 19, 2005
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A contraction used on the internet that stands for "drain the main vein", the act of urinating.
Man, all those drinks are getting to me. BRB, gotta DMV.
by vagrant1 September 25, 2008
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