1. the situation that arises from the mutual shame when a guy ("fella") gets a BJ from an overly slutty girl ("ho") but neither of them talk about it, because the ho doesn't want to admit she's a slut, and the fella is embarrassed to get it from a slut

2. closet fellatio

3. the 24/7 convenience store of intercourse

4. anything that happens backstage at an r. kelly concert

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20