Man, people like us can't shop at Abercrombie... it's full of DK's and metrosexuals!

Da Reapaa is from DK.

jude your such a DK i swear just like paul,jj,lloyd,jr,pj,cyrus,mike,mark etc!!

"Dude, check out my DK encyclopaediaz0riclickaclickaboomboomqwertyazertyjohollagadollayogyogium!"

Yeah, you're alright..but you're not like the DK.

Hey bro , wanna dks
Me and Sam dksed the other night

dk fan: tell me the DK Rap
{Intro}
He-he-here we go!

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

{Chorus}
DK
Donkey Kong!

{Verse 1}
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

{Chorus}
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!

Verse 3
He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

Verse 4
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!